Pour Yourself a Stiffy
Receieved this from Geeta, a co-worker here...funny stiff, er...stuff.
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of acetaminophen and Advil is also called ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, the FDA recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadud, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix and, of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink,as it gives a new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs," and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO."
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