It's been too long

Any time there's a lull in a conversation, or writing in a blog, it's always a good policy to get things rolling again with a fart joke or at least some information on passing gas.

It's been a long while since I have made an entry in this extremely popular blog, so I dug this up to get all of my readers back engaged with my prose. Read about gas and global warming all in one article. What more could you ask?